Statusuri Cool

Status36 : Experienta este cel mai prost invatator. Ea ne da intai examenul si numai dupa aceea lectiile.
Status37 : Copiii au mai multa nevoie de un model de urmat decat de critici.
Status38 : Un copil este un inger ale carui aripi se micsoreaza pe masura ce ii cresc picioarele.
Status39 : Un critic este un schiop care-i invata pe altii cum sa alerge.
Status40 : Diplomatia este arta de a spune: “Cutu, cutu …”, pana ce apuci sa pui mana pe o piatra.
Status41 : Faima existentei umane nu consta în a trai, ci în a sti pentru ce traiesti
Status42 : Exista 2 cuvinte care te ajuta sa deschizi multe usi: trage si impinge

I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i
want!! When i wake up i’ll have to face reality for the next 12 hours
so !!Leave me alone!!

Looking in the mirror Here’s what I see A sad little girl staring
back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that’s not who she
really is And it’s not who she wants to be I know this because that
little girl is Me

Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds your
presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it’s true
somebody somewhere is thinking of you.

You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when
asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is
yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again

The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and
I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to
do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast,
I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags
apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try,
At milking a cow.

If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.

The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me
‘asl?’ I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started
warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in
search of what some would call ‘a floor’ a long and difficult task
awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.