Status8: Its fingers spread like fine spun gold,gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast and bonds like this are meant to last. www.statusuri-belea.com
Status9: Love is the greatest feeling,love is like a play,love is what I feel for you,each and every day,love is like a smile,love is like a song,love is a great emotion,that keeps us going strong,I love you with my heart,my body and my soul,I love the way I keep loving,like a love I can’t control,so remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart,and I have poured my entire soul into you,right from the very start. www.statusuri-belea.com
Status10: What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love! www.statusuri-belea.com
Status11: Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. www.statusuri-belea.com
Ultima actualizare ( Friday, 09 November 2007 )

2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean
things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone
you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to
think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and
slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and
my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me
every step of the way.

3. Im not addicted…I’m just affraid of that voice that says ‘goodbye’

4. My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and
procrastination. I’m away from the Internet now…I’ll work on
procrastination later.

5. I hate it when someone asks me ‘If everyone else jumped off a
bridge, would you do it too?’ So, I’m on my way to go jump off a bridge
because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I
won’t be jumping just because everyone else did!

6. Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.

7. If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in
order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I’ll be gone long, and
if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay,
talk, I will return within seconds.

9. Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too
nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you
smile

10. God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.

2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor…..suntem si asa destul de multi

3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.

4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa creasca…. sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.

5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.

6. Pestele care lupta impotriva curentului….moare electrocutat.

7. Nu este important sa castigi…este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda.

8. Nu sunt complet inutil….cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ pentru altii.

9. A gresi este omeneste…totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai omeneste.

10.Cel mai important nu este sa stii!Mai important este sa ai telefonul celui care stie.

11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie….ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.

12. Este bine sa lasi bautura….insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o.

13. Banii nu fac fericirea….o cumpara gata facuta.

14. Inteligenta ma urmareste…..dar eu sunt mai rapid.

15. Fugi de tentatii…..dar incet sa te poata ajunge.

16. Exista o lume mai buna…….. dar este foarte scumpa.

17. A studia insteamna a te indoiesti de inteligenta colegului de birou.

18. Daca o pasarica ti-a soptit ceva…..atunci inseamna ca ai inebunit pentru ca pasarelele nu vorbesc.

19. Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni……dar de ce sa risti?

20. Alcoolul omoara incet incet……nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.

21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi……trage si impinge.

22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ….cand poti sa fumezi si si zbori?

23. Pentru mentalitatea de *****, spun: Suck my cock!!! Crezi ca daca esti bogat cand te caci miroase-a LiLiac?!?!?

24. Daca m-as gandi, dac-as lua-o-n serios, De-as avea 9 vieti si-un stil de viata dubios, mi-as trai vietile din plin fara regulamente – 8 le-as irosi – 1 ash pastra-o pentru sentimente.

25. Fac baie…. cu rechinii….. nu cu rinichii chelule! cu rechinii”

26. Lasa ca daca vreau sa vb. te caut eu! ”

27. Hai sa dam mana cu mana…………… sa facem mai multe maini!”

28. N-am status

29. Ce status de ***** am!

30. Ce status de ***** ai!

31. Te uiti ca prostu’ la statusu’ meu” sau mai adaug “ca e albastru www.”

32. ssssssss MAI USOR!!! aaaaaAsssaaAA!!! Daaaa!!! Mai JOS!!!! Da!!! exac mijlocul ma doare… ahh ce bine faci masaj ”

33. imi infig cuie in plamani

34. FOAIEVERDESOLZDEPESTEUITEPROSTUCUMCITESTE

35. Este bine sa lasi bautura…insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o

36. Singura,fatza in fatza cu noptile si cuvintele..

37. Muzica e refugiul sufletelor pe care le-a ranit fericirea

38. Fiecare gand ar tb sa aminteasca stingerea unui suras..

39. o sa mori bah putza ascultandu-l pe gutza

40. Cine se trezeste de dimineata…casca toata ziua

41. Cine rade la urma…nu s-a prins de gluma

42. Mai am 3 zile si mor

43. plecata la dush…daca vrei sa vb cu mine…te astept…opss!!…asteapta-ma ca vin imediat..

44. Nu ma deranjati de la mancare ca musc

45. join the dark side…. we have cookies

46. I’m very very very happy! Nu deranjati fericirea!

47, Fuck is good, fuck is funny, All the people fuck for money, if u think fuck is funny, Fuck yourself and take the money!

48. mah gandesk la nemurirea sufletului..

49. Daca mi-ar suge Dracula sangele s-ar imbata

50. Barca p valuri pluteste ushor, mi-a intrat apa-n calculator

2. The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing
but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.

3. The guy’s thinking, “Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs
into the room.

4. The second guy says, “It’s the women. I could never stay faithful to my
wife.”

5. The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked
women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there
for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it. His dick was instantly hard and
he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.

6. The third man said “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.”

7. The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot
tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death
bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian
style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.

8. One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three
men.

9. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an
empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or
showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. “I’ll
never drink again!” he says.

10. The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to
give him a second shot at life.

11. The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even
faster than when he went in. “I’m fucking gay!” he screams.

12. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and
gives him another chance as well.

13. The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has
changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was
100 years ago.

14. The devil asks him if he learned anything.

15. The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.

2. Don’t be sad, don’t be blue..Frankenstein was ugly too (nu fi trist, nu fi suparat, si Frankentein era urat);

3. He who laughs last, laughs best! But he who laughs first , sees the point (cel care rade la urma , rade mai bine! Dar cel care rade primul,intelege poanta);

4. To be or not to be, this is the question (a fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea);

5. A bad workman always blames his tools (un muncitor prost da intotdeauna vina pe unelte)

6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (o pasare in mana face mai mult decat doua pasari din tufis);

7. A faithful friend is hard to find; remember man and keep in mind (un prieten adevarat este greu de gasit; sa tii minte asta)

8. A friend in need it’s a frienf indeed (prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste);

9. A smile doesn’t cost anything (un zambet nu costa nimic);

10. Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose (intodeauna imita comportamentul invingatorilor atunci cand pierzi);

Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt www.statusuri-belea.com
Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now. www.statusuri-belea.com
Status4: I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream For it’s all of you that I can keep www.statusuri-belea.com

Status5: As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought “Were the heck did my ceiling go? www.statusuri-belea.com
Status6: I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want!! When i wake up i’ll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so !!Leave me alone!! www.statusuri-belea.com

Status7: Looking in the mirror Here’s what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that’s not who she really is And it’s not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me www.statusuri-belea.com
Status8: Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it’s true somebody somewhere is thinking of you. www.statusuri-belea.com

Status9: Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me every step of the way. www.statusuri-belea.com Status10: You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?? www.statusuri-belea.com

Status11: I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow. www.statusuri-belea.com

If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
Status12: The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me “asl?” I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole. www.statusuri-belea.com
Status13: If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself. www.statusuri-belea.com

Status14: I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call “a floor” a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive. www.statusuri-belea.com
Right now I’m dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music
Status15: This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now. www.statusuri-belea.com

Status9-DND: BUZZ me…….huuuu i just feel my d**k move www.statusuri.info
Ultima actualizare ( Friday, 09 November 2007 )