1. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean
things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone
you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to
think, and realize how lucky I am. So […]
22 Nov
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1. Dragostea eterna dureaza 3 luni.
2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor…..suntem si asa destul de multi
3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.
4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa creasca…. sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
6. Pestele care lupta […]
1. These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they
arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first
guy says “It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.
2. The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing
but shelves of […]
1. We have to look for the facts, not words (trebuie sa ne uitam la fapte, nu la vorbe);
2. Don’t be sad, don’t be blue..Frankenstein was ugly too (nu fi trist, nu fi suparat, si Frankentein era urat);
3. He who laughs last, laughs best! But he who laughs first , sees the point (cel care […]
Status1: Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you smile www.statusuri.info
Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt www.statusuri.info
Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in […]
Status1:Theme words are my own..From my heart : I love you,I love you,I love you,I love you www.statusuri.info
Status2: Breathless kisses,burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion. www.statusuri.info
Status3LA man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one. www.statusuri.info
Status4:We’ve been together before,in other lifetimes,we’ve fought dragons,and have been […]
Status1-DND:It should be so weird to love with words , to kiss with words , to touch with words….but you can’t love,you can’t kiss,you can’t touch this words…. www.statusuri.info
Status2-BRB: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.www.statusuri.info
Status3-DND: Bat covoare cu ochiul mintii … www.statusuri.info
Status4-DND:don’t disturb unless I love you www.statusuri.info
Status5-BRB: Scrie scrie ca am log […]
Status1. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
Status2. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky […]
Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to eventually die smile
Love is like google, you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for
Death is patient. She waits for every single one of us.I started out with nothing… and I still have most of […]